Review: Fifty Shades of Bambi the Dirty Slut- A Parody: A Virgin No More by Bambi O’Dumee

Fifty Shades of Bambi the Dirty Slut – A Parody: A Virgin No More
by Bambi O’Dumee

The title of this pretty much speaks for itself. It is a parody of the infamous trilogy that has swept the world by storm. Bambi is a virgin, despite what has been said about her. She has her heart set on losing her virginity to her friend, Cillian, she’s known since she was 8. Their first attempt was while Bambi was babysitting his little sister. That was interrupted when his mother came home.
Bambi and her friend Chardonnay planned a party and invited Cillian. This was her chance to finally be alone with Cillian. She went and bought the perfect dress to impress him with. Her and Chardonnay had set up a spare bedroom with candles and wine glasses, even a bowl of condoms. Cillian eventually makes his appearance and Bambi gets him alone. She lures him into the guest room and tries to make her move. Cillian, sensing that she has had a wee bit too much to drink, pushes her away and offers to take her home. Bambi gets upset and begins to yell at him, following him as he makes his way down the stairs and out the door. She makes a total fool of herself.
The night is not a total waste. Chardonnay’s brother, Jim, has tried to get with Bambi for a while. Seizing the opportunity, they go to the guess room that was set up and she finally loses her virginity.
I enjoyed reading this parody. I think the author made her point that anyone can write erotica and not all of it is tasteful.

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